SKULLS and CROSSBONERS

I read about Gaider getting rude comments.
Guys WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I understand, ok? I spent three games pining after Joker only to have him turn Shepard down explicitly and getting into a horribly abusive relationship (where he is the abuser, non the less). I was seriously displeased, I complained to no end with everyone willing to listen but to insult the writers never ever crossed my mind.
Let me tell you something:
1. The writers dont own you anything
2. The writers dont own you anything.

officialgarrusvakarian:

Unsure on someone’s pronouns? Use gender neutral titles like Commander, Warden, or Inquisitor.

Crop top and Renegade necklace?
And also omg glasses!
I can’t decide if I like this or not.

Crop top and Renegade necklace?
And also omg glasses!
I can’t decide if I like this or not.

Probably everyone knows by now but yeah.
Hugs to all the Varric fans out there, I understand your pain.

Probably everyone knows by now but yeah.
Hugs to all the Varric fans out there, I understand your pain.

sunbakerey:

butts tho

sunbakerey:

butts tho

Well, he is a spy, so maybe he’s been disguising himself as a servant and doing Charlie Work?
I swear to god, if I manage to make a character look enough like him I’m gonna do this playtrough for real because I have been spending the last hour making headcanons and laughing like crazy. I’m gonna go through the whole game making every decision Charlie would and it’s gonna be the craziest, most broken playthrough ever.
"Can we talk about the missives, Cassandra? I’ve been dying to talk about the missives with you all day, okay?”
"Alright, so I start marching my way down to Scribbles in Skyhold. And I knock on her door and I say
SCRIBBLES. SCRIBBLEEESSS, I gotta talk to you about the missives! And when I open the door, wha’ do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that headquarter! THERE. IS. NO. SCRIBBLES IN SKYHOLD.”
“Yes, Inquisitor, there is. And for the last time: her name is Josephine.”

Well, he is a spy, so maybe he’s been disguising himself as a servant and doing Charlie Work?

I swear to god, if I manage to make a character look enough like him I’m gonna do this playtrough for real because I have been spending the last hour making headcanons and laughing like crazy. I’m gonna go through the whole game making every decision Charlie would and it’s gonna be the craziest, most broken playthrough ever.

"Can we talk about the missives, Cassandra? I’ve been dying to talk about the missives with you all day, okay?”

"Alright, so I start marching my way down to Scribbles in Skyhold. And I knock on her door and I say
SCRIBBLES. SCRIBBLEEESSS, I gotta talk to you about the missives! And when I open the door, wha’ do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that headquarter! THERE. IS. NO. SCRIBBLES IN SKYHOLD.”

“Yes, Inquisitor, there is. And for the last time: her name is Josephine.”

i was wondering how you felt about all the dudebros claiming that BW is alienating their fanbase by including LGBT characters?
Anonimo

dgaider:

Which fanbase? The “dudebro fanbase”? Is that a thing? If someone comes to us and says, “you’re alienating those of your fans who expect to be catered to exclusively,” I have to say it’s a bit hard to feel bad about it. It’s not as if they don’t have other choices out there, after all, if it means that much to them. Certainly there are plenty of guys who don’t expect that, despite the willingness of these few to speak on their behalf.

Other thoughts that come to mind:

1) BioWare has been doing this for some time. If one was actually alienated by the inclusion of LGBT content, I think they’d know by now and have moved on.

2) It’s pretty clear that what bothers some of these gentlemen is not that there is a group of players being “catered” or “pandered” to—but that anyone other than them is receiving said catering and pandering. The mere idea that there is even some content included which was made without them in mind and without consulting their opinion is evidently insulting. Perhaps they can ask for advice on how to come to grips with that notion from fans who experience that elsewhere as a matter of course?

3) They talk about and think about this content way more than BioWare ever could, especially compared to how much of it is actually in the game. Maybe once they play, they’ll see that there’s plenty of other game for them to enjoy… unless they go specifically looking for stuff they don’t enjoy, which I guess they might. Some people are masochistic that way, I suppose.

thessiansongbird:

If you post a lot of Dragon Age and Mass Effect reblog this so I can follow you because I need more of you lovelies on my dash ahh~

masseffecting:


I was flycamming my way through the Citadel during the Cerberus attack and found this. I actually had to clean my keyboard after snorting coffee all over it.

masseffecting:

I was flycamming my way through the Citadel during the Cerberus attack and found this. I actually had to clean my keyboard after snorting coffee all over it.

Dalish Rat King.
I had to.
(I’m aware it looks nothing like Charlie Day but it was sketched in 2 mins with no references)

Dalish Rat King.
I had to.

(I’m aware it looks nothing like Charlie Day but it was sketched in 2 mins with no references)